Democrat Culpability...

This montage speaks for itself.



I've just gotta add... who the hell votes for Barney Frank and Maxine Waters, anyway? What is wrong with the people who repeatedly put those two in office?

And... note the appearance of Frank Raines, Obama's economic advisor.

Are these people you want to put in charge of your child's piggy bank? Never mind the entire economy of the United States.

Brace Yourselves...

Be ready.
Stand firm.
Let it all just slide off your back.
Most importantly, laugh.

They're loosing again, and they know it. It's sinking in ... ever so slowly. They'll never admit it, but they've been down this losing path enough times that they know exactly what it feels like. They've felt the political riptide yanking them out to sea many times. It's been tugging at their legs for a few weeks now, stronger and stronger every day. More obvious with every poll, with every gaff, with every sophomoric attempt by their man to wage an attack. They know.

And this is when they get crazy. Well, I suppose I should write, "Crazier."

It'll start soon: bogus claims of voter disenfranchisement, vote tampering, election stealing. Weird conspiracy theories will be abounding. They'll come from the same people who would have us believe that President George W. Bush is somehow simultaneously mentally retarded and yet able to orchestrate vote machine rigging all over swing states... in secret.

Get ready now, because on November 5th, they are going to come unhinged.

Say what?

Someone from the Democrat party better call Governor Strickland and fill him in on the Obama talking points:

Governor Stickland: Ohio Economy Doing Fine

An open letter to my liberal friend...

My favorite liberal friend (one of the only ones I can stand, actually) left the following comment for me on facebook this morning:

"at 8:48am
How's the GOP gonna get the Evangelicals now that they
have a WOMAN running for VP? That's about as ludicrious (sic) as a black man
runnin' for PRESIDENT! ....a woman..with authority...that's a good
one....hahah"

It was complete with her new profile photo, a McCain-Palin bumper sticker that had been photoshopped to instead read, "McCain-Gimmick." I started to leave a comment back for her on facebook, then realized this would take a little more space, so I'll jot my thoughts down here:

Friend:

Someone asked me Saturday if I'd heard anything out of you since the Palin selection. I said, "No, she'll have to wait until after the weekend to have her talking-points fed to her."

In typical liberal democrat fashion, you manage to prove that it is the LEFT, not conservatives, who are closed minded, bigoted, race-minded slave-traders:

• "McCain-Gimmick?" Puhhhleeeease! If ANY Republican claimed the same about ANY liberal candidate, you people would be all over it. The double standard is (as always) obvious and laughable to any thinking person. Just last week you were emailing me extolling the virtues of the Hildabeast, who (unlike Gov. Palin) rose to where she (almost) got by riding on the coat-tails of her philandering husband as he spread his DNA across trailer parks all over the Bible-belt. Hillary is a weak woman; when an independent, strong, self-made woman comes along (exactly the kind YOUR side is supposed to be all in favor of) it doesn't take you long to break from your women's lib philosophy and attack, does it? Hmm... kind of reminds me of Clarence Thomas. "Wait! He's not OUR black dude! Attack! Attack!"
• You obviously have not spent much time around evangelical Christians, or you would know that Governor Palin is exactly the kind of woman they rally around. You see, Governor Palin was raised in a nice family life with two married parents, a warm and loving family, and a happy childhood with lots of friends. In other words, there were no neurotic incidents to turn her into a liberal. (Paraphrasing some conservative author I once read.) The left's inability to understand what makes the rest of America tick never ceases to amaze me. But go ahead and continue. If there's one thing I love, it's watching a liberal scratch their head when one of thier "sure thing" attacks falls flat.
• "... a black man runnin' for president..." huh? Again, it's the liberals who want to push Barry Obama's melatonin levels on us, not the conservatives. I could give a flying shit what color the man is... he's a leftist, and that makes his ideas 100% in opposition to mine. It's liberals, with their guided-by-feelings outlook on the world, who can't wait to vote for a black man, no matter the substance (or lack thereof) behind him. I seem to remember a real black leader mentioning something about the content of one's character instead of the color of his skin.

Take care of yourself. And keep registering those NoBama voters. (They aren't going to bother to show up at the polls, anyway.)

Oh, yes.

Mayor McClin's Plan to Bring People Downtown

Like just about everyone else who's passed through downtown Dayton lately, I found myself wondering, "What the hell is with all the statues?" I believe I have figured it out.

I think Mayor McClin came up with what I'm sure she thought was an ingenious ploy to bring more people downtown. Knowing that people tend to congregate around places where other people already are, Mayor McClin decided to put fake people all over downtown in order to provide the illusion that people actually visit and enjoy the downtown area.

On a recent jaunt downtown I found out that an apparently unintended consequence of this mayoral plan is that the statues are serving as confusing decoys for the other residents of downtown Dayton ... the criminals. I managed to snap a few photos of the kinds of people who were interacting with these statues:

Flashers:



Pedophiles:



Hookers:



and muggers:



I think I also saw some ACORN representatives registering the statues to vote for Obama!

Relax and have another drink, Madam Mayor, the city is as safe as ever!

Why I'll Vote for McCain

I've always said that my ideal candidate couldn't win an election. I'm certainly no McCainiac, but McCain is our man. He's what we have, and he can win.

I received an email link to the following article yesterday:

John McCain and the American Electorate

I hope that any conservative who is thinking of sitting out this election or voting for Bob Barr or RuPaul will take the time to read the article. It explains why a McCain-like candidate is practically a necessity for us given the makeup of the American electorate. Rush, Hannity, and even Michael Savage make great radio personalities, but they'll never win an election. McCain can.

A good summary from the article:

It is time to recognize that four years of Obama will do such damage to this country that every conservative who doesn't vote will quickly rue that decision. McCain is our best hope for America's future because he stands between the ideology of the far left and the presidency.

Obama is dangerous. Scary Dangerous. Don't give him a chance to make it to the White House just because we are upset we didn't get our "ideal" candidate.