A Change of heart....

Yes, folks, that's right... I've decided that Global Warming is a menace we can't ignore any longer! We all want to save mother earth, so I'm doing my part to help all of you in your efforts to be a little greener this spring:

Buy your Carbon Offsets from me!

C'mon ... for mere pennies, you can contribute just as much to the fight against the coming ice age... er, I mean global warming, as Algore has... perhaps even more! I'll be waiting for your bids...