Kool Aid, Anyone?

Am I the only one who finds it absolutely freakin' hilarious that the Leader of the Kool Aid Drinkers just picked a guy named Jim Jones as his National Security Advisor?

Socialized Dessert

Well, we got our asses handed to us. (Sort of. More on that later.)

For now, I thought I'd just share a funny moment I had with my 12 year old son, who happens to be a little overly erudite for his age.

On election day, Congressman Portman stopped by HQ and gave me a cookie with Senator McCain's head painted on it. I took the cookie home and left it sitting on the kitchen counter.

Wednesday afternoon as I was making dinner, my son walked into the kitchen, looked at the cookie, and said, "Can I have this?" Being the good dad who didn't want his child to ruin his appetite thirty minutes before dinner, I replied, "No." He started to object (something about not getting a snack after school) and, annoyed, I simply firmed my voice a little and answered again, "No."

Sensing that I was being stared at, I looked over at my son who was looking at me with that special look he gets in his eyes when he's about to be a spectacular smartass.

"What?" I asked, with more than a little irritation in my voice.

He just grinned and said, "Dad, Obama won. That means that people with cookies have to give them to people who don't have any cookies."

I gave the little smartass the cookie, I figured he'd earned it. I also made him cut it in half and share it with his little brother.

Cookie redistribution at it's best...

Democrat Culpability...

This montage speaks for itself.



I've just gotta add... who the hell votes for Barney Frank and Maxine Waters, anyway? What is wrong with the people who repeatedly put those two in office?

And... note the appearance of Frank Raines, Obama's economic advisor.

Are these people you want to put in charge of your child's piggy bank? Never mind the entire economy of the United States.

Brace Yourselves...

Be ready.
Stand firm.
Let it all just slide off your back.
Most importantly, laugh.

They're loosing again, and they know it. It's sinking in ... ever so slowly. They'll never admit it, but they've been down this losing path enough times that they know exactly what it feels like. They've felt the political riptide yanking them out to sea many times. It's been tugging at their legs for a few weeks now, stronger and stronger every day. More obvious with every poll, with every gaff, with every sophomoric attempt by their man to wage an attack. They know.

And this is when they get crazy. Well, I suppose I should write, "Crazier."

It'll start soon: bogus claims of voter disenfranchisement, vote tampering, election stealing. Weird conspiracy theories will be abounding. They'll come from the same people who would have us believe that President George W. Bush is somehow simultaneously mentally retarded and yet able to orchestrate vote machine rigging all over swing states... in secret.

Get ready now, because on November 5th, they are going to come unhinged.

Say what?

Someone from the Democrat party better call Governor Strickland and fill him in on the Obama talking points:

Governor Stickland: Ohio Economy Doing Fine

An open letter to my liberal friend...

My favorite liberal friend (one of the only ones I can stand, actually) left the following comment for me on facebook this morning:

"at 8:48am
How's the GOP gonna get the Evangelicals now that they
have a WOMAN running for VP? That's about as ludicrious (sic) as a black man
runnin' for PRESIDENT! ....a woman..with authority...that's a good
one....hahah"

It was complete with her new profile photo, a McCain-Palin bumper sticker that had been photoshopped to instead read, "McCain-Gimmick." I started to leave a comment back for her on facebook, then realized this would take a little more space, so I'll jot my thoughts down here:

Friend:

Someone asked me Saturday if I'd heard anything out of you since the Palin selection. I said, "No, she'll have to wait until after the weekend to have her talking-points fed to her."

In typical liberal democrat fashion, you manage to prove that it is the LEFT, not conservatives, who are closed minded, bigoted, race-minded slave-traders:

• "McCain-Gimmick?" Puhhhleeeease! If ANY Republican claimed the same about ANY liberal candidate, you people would be all over it. The double standard is (as always) obvious and laughable to any thinking person. Just last week you were emailing me extolling the virtues of the Hildabeast, who (unlike Gov. Palin) rose to where she (almost) got by riding on the coat-tails of her philandering husband as he spread his DNA across trailer parks all over the Bible-belt. Hillary is a weak woman; when an independent, strong, self-made woman comes along (exactly the kind YOUR side is supposed to be all in favor of) it doesn't take you long to break from your women's lib philosophy and attack, does it? Hmm... kind of reminds me of Clarence Thomas. "Wait! He's not OUR black dude! Attack! Attack!"
• You obviously have not spent much time around evangelical Christians, or you would know that Governor Palin is exactly the kind of woman they rally around. You see, Governor Palin was raised in a nice family life with two married parents, a warm and loving family, and a happy childhood with lots of friends. In other words, there were no neurotic incidents to turn her into a liberal. (Paraphrasing some conservative author I once read.) The left's inability to understand what makes the rest of America tick never ceases to amaze me. But go ahead and continue. If there's one thing I love, it's watching a liberal scratch their head when one of thier "sure thing" attacks falls flat.
• "... a black man runnin' for president..." huh? Again, it's the liberals who want to push Barry Obama's melatonin levels on us, not the conservatives. I could give a flying shit what color the man is... he's a leftist, and that makes his ideas 100% in opposition to mine. It's liberals, with their guided-by-feelings outlook on the world, who can't wait to vote for a black man, no matter the substance (or lack thereof) behind him. I seem to remember a real black leader mentioning something about the content of one's character instead of the color of his skin.

Take care of yourself. And keep registering those NoBama voters. (They aren't going to bother to show up at the polls, anyway.)

Oh, yes.